Funny Database Administrator Gifts for Men - Oval Ornament 'Caution: I'm A Retired DBA' Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends

Are you a Database Administrator enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for the database expert in your life? Look no further! This Oval Ornament showcases a humorous quote that's sure to bring a smile to their face: 'Caution: I'm A Retired Database Administrator. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!'

As a Database Administrator, they know a thing or two about data, but they might not know what to expect when they hang this ornament. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this Oval Ornament is the perfect conversation starter for any Christmas gathering.

Measuring 3.25″ tall and 1/8″ thick, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid hues that will shine throughout the holiday season. Plus, it comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, so they can focus on what matters most – sharing their database stories!

Whether you're a fellow Database Administrator or just want to give a thoughtful gift to someone special, this Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation. So why wait? Get this Database Administrator Oval Ornament today and bring some holiday cheer to the database expert in your life!

• This funny Oval Ornament is the ideal gift for your Database Administrator friend or family member. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and festive gold cord add a touch of humor to any holiday display.
• As a retired Database Administrator myself, I can attest to the fact that Database Administrators are a special breed - they're always ready to tackle a new challenge and never mind getting their hands dirty. This Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to their craft.
• The quote on this ornament is a nod to the fact that Database Administrators have stories to tell and all the time in the world to share them. It's a funny and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for your Database Administrator friend or family member.
• This Oval Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for years to come. It's also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
• Don't miss out and make this holiday season one to remember! This funny Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for your Database Administrator friend or family member and add a touch of humor to your holiday decor. Get yours today!