Funny Detective Gifts from Men to Women Friends and Family - Black Coffee Mug - Caution: I'm A Retired Detective. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!

Are you a fan of detectives and their stories?

Look no further! We've got a unique gift for the detective enthusiast in your life - a black coffee mug featuring the quote 'Caution: I'm A Retired Detective. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!'. This is a must-have for the detective in your family or friend circle, who loves to savor their morning coffee while reminiscing about their thrilling adventures.

This black coffee mug is a thoughtful gift for any occasion, including Christmas. Available in 11oz or 15oz, these ceramic mugs are made from high-quality materials and are safe for microwave and dishwasher use. It's a gift that will surely bring a smile to the face of the detective in your life.

Whether you're buying this mug for yourself or as a gift, it's a great way to show your appreciation for the detective's hard work and dedication. The quote on the mug is a warning to all who dare to engage in conversation with this retired detective - they have stories to tell and all the time in the world to share them. So, go ahead and surprise your loved one with this fantastic gift. Don't miss out and make their Christmas a little brighter!

• Start your day like a seasoned detective with our unique black coffee mug, perfect for sipping your favorite brew while solving mysteries and puzzles, 'Caution: I'm A Retired Detective. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' printed in bold, eye-catching letters, making it a great gift for any detective enthusiast.
• Show off your love for detective work with this awesome black coffee mug, featuring a retired detective's quote that's sure to spark conversations and make you the center of attention, great for coffee lovers and mystery fans alike, perfect for a fun and unique gift.
• Whether you're a fan of detective novels, movies, or just love a good whodunit, this black coffee mug is the perfect accessory for you, featuring a quote from a seasoned detective that's sure to bring a smile to your face, great for daily use or as a thoughtful gift.
• This black coffee mug is not just any ordinary mug, it's a keepsake for any detective enthusiast, featuring a quote that's sure to spark conversations and make you the center of attention, perfect for sipping your favorite coffee while enjoying a good mystery novel, available in black with a capacity of 11oz or 15oz, ceramic construction for durability and style.
• Make your morning coffee routine a little more exciting with this detective-themed black coffee mug, perfect for sending to friends and family who love a good mystery, or for keeping for yourself as a fun and unique accessory, so get yours now and start your day like a detective!